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CROSSWORD SETTER: Matt Skoczen
THEME: Add “OON” … each of today’s themed answers is a well-known phrase with the suffix “-OON” added:
17A. Parody involving molten rock? LAVA LAMPOON (from “lava lamp”)
28A. Wind god’s whaling weapon? AEOLIAN HARPOON (from “aeolian harp”)
48A. Blubbering Belgian? WAILING WALLOON (from “Wailing Wall”)
61A. Hollywood harlequin? FILM BUFFOON (from “film buff”)
BILL BUTLER’S COMPLETION TIME: 6m 26s
ANSWERS I MISSED: 0
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Across
7.  Brief amt. of time  NSEC
“Nanosecond” is more correctly abbreviated to “ns”, and really is a tiny amount of time: one billionth of a second. 
11.  Karaoke need, briefly  MIC
Microphone (mic)
In Japanese, “karate”, means “open hand”, and the related word “karaoke” means “open orchestra”.
17.  Parody involving molten rock?  LAVA LAMPOON (from “lava lamp”)
The lava lamp was invented in 1960 by a British man, Edward Craven-Walker. The “lava” is a mixture of wax and carbon tetrachloride, floating in a water/glycerol mix. The wax reduces in density as it picks up heat from the incandescent bulb in the lamp’s base. The wax rises, cools, and then sinks to the bottom of the liquid only to be heated again.
20.  APA member?: Abbr.  ASSN
American Psychiatric Association (APA)
21.  Med. test  EKG
An EKG measures electrical activity in the heart. Back in my homeland of Ireland, an EKG is known as an ECG (for electrocardiogram). We use the German name in the US, Elektrokardiogramm, giving us EKG. Apparently the abbreviation EKG is preferred as ECG might be confused (if poorly handwritten, I guess) with EEG, the abbreviation for an electroencephalogram.
22.  Eight-time co-star of Joan Crawford  GABLE
The actress that Clark Gable made the most films with was Joan Crawford. The eight Gable/Crawford movies are:
– “Dance, Fools, Dance” (1931)
– “Laughing Sinners” (1931)
– “Possessed” (1931)
– “Dancing Lady” (1933)
– “Chained” (1934)
– “Forsaking All Others” (1934)
– “Love on the Run” (1936)
– “Strange Cargo” (1940)
28.  Wind god’s whaling weapon?  AEOLIAN HARPOON (from “aeolian harp”)
Aeolus was the ruler of the winds in Greek mythology, and he gave his name to the adjective “aeolian” (also “aeolic, eolic”) meaning “windblown”, something produced or carried by the wind. For example, an aeolian harp is a fascinating instrument; a box with a sounding board and strings that is “played” by the wind as it blows.
35.  Arctic flier  SKUA
Skuas are a group of about seven species of seabird. Some of these species are known as jaegers in the Americas. The skua takes its name from the island of Skúvoy in the Faroe Islands in the North Atlantic. The name “jaeger” comes from the German word for “hunter”.
37.  Honor earned by 27 Super Bowl QBs  MVP
Two players have won three Super Bowl MVP awards: Joe Montana and Tom Brady.
41.  Scoreboard fig.  PTS
Points (pts.)
42.  Director Preminger  OTTO
Otto Preminger was noted for his films that pushed the envelope in terms of subject matter, at least in the fifties and sixties. Great examples would be 1955’s “The Man with the Golden Arm” that dealt with drug addiction, 1959’s “Anatomy of a Murder” that dealt with rape, and 1962’s “Advise and Consent” that dealt with homosexuality. If you’ve seen these films, you’ll have noticed that the references are somewhat indirect and disguised, in order to get past the censors.
44.  It borders It.  AUS
The name “Austria” is a Latin variant of the German name for the country, “Österreich”. “Österreich” itself means “Eastern borderlands”, a reference to the country’s history as a prefecture of neighboring Bavaria to the west.
46.  Sparkling wit  ESPRIT
Our word “esprit”, meaning “liveliness of mind”, comes to us from Latin via French. The Latin “spiritus” means “spirit. 
48.  Blubbering Belgian?  WAILING WALLOON (from “Wailing Wall”)
The Walloons are an ethnic group living in Belgium, mainly in the region known as Wallonia. The Walloons are French-speaking today, although there is also a related Walloon language.
51.  8th-century Japanese capital  NARA
The Japanese city of Nara, located not far from Kyoto, was the nation’s capital from 710 to 784 CE.
55.  June portrayer in “Henry & June”  UMA
The 1990 movie “Henry & June” is loosely adapted from the book of the same name by Anaïs Nin. The book is based on diaries written by Nin telling of her part in a love triangle with American author Henry Miller and his wife June. June Miller was played by Uma Thurman in the movie.
60.  First name in shipping  ARI
Aristotle Onassis was born to a successful Greek shipping entrepreneur in Smyrna in modern-day Turkey. However, his family lost its fortune during WWI and so Aristotle worked with his father to build up a new business empire centered on the importation of tobacco. In 1957, Aristotle founded the Greek national airline, what is today called Olympic Air, and he also got into the business of shipping oil around the world. He married Athina Livanos in 1946, the daughter of a wealthy shipping magnate. They couple had two children together, with one being the famous Christina Onassis. Livanos divorced Onassis on discovering him in bed with the opera singer Maria Callas. Onassis ended his affair with Callas in order to marry Jackie Kennedy in 1968.
61.  Hollywood harlequin?  FILM BUFFOON (from “film buff”)
A “buff” or a “nut” is one who is extremely enthusiastic and knowledgeable about a subject. For example, one might be a movie buff, or perhaps a baseball nut.
65.  Java  JOE
It seems that no one really knows why we refer to coffee as “joe”, but we’ve been doing so since early in WWII.
Back in 1850, the name “java” was given to a type of coffee grown on the island of Java, and the usage of the term spread from there.
66.  Eclectic quarterly digest  UTNE
The “Utne Reader” is known for aggregation and republishing of articles on politics, culture and the environment from other sources in the media. The “Utne Reader” was founded in 1984, with “Utne” being the family name of the couple that started the publication. The magazine uses the slogan “Cure Ignorance”. 
68.  Animal in some fables  ASS
In Aesop’s fable “The Old Lion”, an old lion lay dying in the mouth of a cave, when the animals he had hunted drew around him. A boar, bull and ass attacked the lion, as they felt free from danger. The moral illustrated by the fable is that it is cowardly to attack the defenseless, even though they may be the enemy. 
69.  He says to Cordelia, “Thy truth, then, be thy dower”  LEAR
“King Lear” is one of William Shakespeare’s tragedies. Lear’s three daughters figure prominently in the storyline. The three are, in order of age:
– Goneril
– Regan
– Cordelia
70.  Cerebral __  CORTEX
The outermost layer of an organ is known as the cortex. The cortical layer that is most familiar to the man on the street (like me!) is that of the brain, i.e. the cerebral cortex. 
Down
1.  __ breve  ALLA
The musical term “alla breve”, meaning “at the breve (i.e. the note)”, denotes a meter equivalent to 2/2. This implies quite a fast tempo, one often found in military marches.
3.  Home team at Cleveland’s “The Q”  CAVS
The Cleveland Cavaliers are the professional basketball team based in Cleveland, Ohio. The Cavs joined the NBA as an expansion team in 1970. The team plays at the Quicken Loans Arena in downtown Cleveland, a facility that the locals refer to as “the Q”. 
5.  Mph  VEL
Velocity (vel.)
6.  Former PBS host LeShan  EDA
Eda LeShan wrote “When Your Child Drives You Crazy”, and was host of the PBS television show “How Do Your Children Grow?”
9.  1940s stage for Ike  ETO
General Dwight D. Eisenhower (“Ike”) was in command of the European Theater of Operations (ETO) during WWII.
10.  __ eel  CONGER
Conger eels can grow to be very, very large, perhaps up to 10 feet in length.
11.  Apple with a Force Touch trackpad  MACBOOK PRO
The MacBook Pro is the high-end model in Apple’s MacBook family of portable computers. 
18.  Physical leader?  META-
The word “metaphysics” comes from the Greek “meta” (beyond) and “physika” (physical), and is a branch of philosophy that investigates reality beyond the principles of science. Not something I would understand …
23.  Gear on stage  AMPS
An electric guitar, for example, needs an amplifier (amp) to take the weak signal created by the vibration of the strings and turn it into a signal powerful enough for a loudspeaker.
25.  Kind of tchr.  ELEM
A teacher (tchr.) might work in an elementary (elem.) school.
26.  Buddhist state  NIRVANA
Nirvana is a philosophical concept in some Indian-based religions. In the Buddhist tradition, nirvana is the state of being free from suffering i.e. not experiencing craving, anger or other afflicting states. 
27.  Klinger’s first name on “M*A*S*H”  MAXWELL
Actor Jamie Farr is best known for playing the cross-dressing Max Klinger in the sitcom ”M*A*S*H”. Although Farr landed a role in the 1955 movie “Blackboard Jungle”, his career didn’t really take off until he started appearing regularly on “The Red Skelton Show”. Years later he managed to get a one-episode appearance in ”M*A*S*H”, and his character and performance were received so well that he became a regular on the show. Farr actually did serve in the US Army in Korea, although it was after hostilities had ended. The dog tags that Farr wore when filming ”M*A*S*H” were the one’s he actually wore while serving in the military.
28.  Vital supply line  AORTA
The aorta originates in the heart and extends down into the abdomen. It is the largest artery in the body.
29.  Where to find Java  EAST INDIES
The exact definition of “East Indies” can vary. In its most general sense the term can describe all the lands of South and Southeast Asia. More specifically, the East Indies can refer to just the islands of Southeast Asia. The colonial influence in the area is reflected in the names of the regions within the East Indies, e.g. the British East Indies (Malaysia), the Dutch East Indies (Indonesia) and Spanish East Indies (the Philippines). The use of the word “Indies” is a reference to the Indus River. 
32.  Democratic donkey drawer  NAST
Thomas Nast was an American caricaturist and cartoonist. Nast was the creator of the Republican Party elephant, the Democratic Party donkey, Uncle Sam and the image of the plump and jocular Santa Claus that we use today. Thomas Nast drew some famous cartoons in which he depicted the Tammany Society as a vicious tiger that was killing democracy. Nast’s use of the tiger symbology caught on and was used by other cartoonists to harp at the society.
38.  Wrinkly little dog  PUG
The pug is a breed of dog of Chinese origin. Our current family pet is a boxer/pug cross, a good-looking mutt!
40.  __ Royale, Michigan  ISLE
Isle Royale in Michigan is the largest island in Lake Superior. The main island, along with over 400 smaller surrounding islands, is now part of Isle Royale National Park. 
43.  Skin care brand  OLAY
Oil of Olay was developed in South Africa in 1949. When Oil of Olay was introduced internationally, it was given slightly different brand names designed to appeal in the different geographies. In Ireland we know it as Oil of Ulay, for example, and in France it is Oil of Olaz.
53.  Indian noble  RAJA
“Raja” (also “rajah”) is word derived from Sanskrit that is used particularly in India for a monarch or princely ruler. The female form is “rani” (also “ranee”) and is used for a raja’s wife. 
54.  Love deity  EROS
Eros, the Greek god of love, was also known as Amor.
55.  Forearm bone  ULNA
The radius and ulna are bones in the forearm. If you hold the palm of your hand up in front of you, the radius is the bone on the “thumb-side” of the arm, and the ulna is the bone on the “pinkie-side”.
57.  Egyptian Christian  COPT
The Copts make up the largest minority religious group in Egypt. Copts are Christians, with most adhered to the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria, and others practicing Coptic Catholicism or Coptic Protestantism. The term “Copt” ultimately derives from a Greek word for Egyptian. 
58.  “The thing with feathers / That perches in the soul”: Dickinson  HOPE
Emily Dickinson wrote nearly 1800 poems in her lifetime, with less than a dozen published before she died in 1886. Emily’s younger sister discovered the enormous collection, and it was published in batches over the coming decades. Here is the first verse of one of her poems:
“Hope” is the thing with feathers –
That perches in the soul –
And sings the tune without the words –
And never stops – at all –
59.  Cameo stone  ONYX
Onyx is a form of banded quartz that comes in many different shades, but most often it’s the black version that’s used for jewelry. The name “onyx” comes from the Greek word for “fingernail”, as onyx in the flesh color is said to resemble a fingernail.
“Cameo” is a method of carving, often the carving of a gemstone or a piece of jewelry. The resulting image is in relief (sits proud of the background), whereas an engraved image would be produced by the similar carving method known as intaglio. Nowadays, the term cameo is used for any piece of oval-shaped jewelry that contains the image of a head, usually in profile (maybe even a photograph).
63.  The Trojans of the Pac-12  USC
The athletic teams of the University of Southern California are called the USC Trojans. The women’s teams are also called the Trojans, but are sometimes referred to as Women of Troy. 
64.  “Alice” spinoff  FLO
Florence Jean “Flo” Castleberry is a waitress in the sitcom “Alice” that originally aired on CBS in the 70s and 80s. Flo got her own sitcom (called “Flo”) which had a brief run in the early 80s. I saw a few episodes of “Alice”, but that’s about it. Oh, and Flo was played by Polly Holliday. 
For the sake of completion, here is a full listing of all the answers:
Across
1.  Library recess  ALCOVE
7.  Brief amt. of time  NSEC
11.  Karaoke need, briefly  MIC
14.  Slanted  LEANED
15.  With 34-Across, concert band instrument  ALTO …
16.  Big fuss  ADO
17.  Parody involving molten rock?  LAVA LAMPOON (from “lava lamp”)
19.  Sneaky job  CON
20.  APA member?: Abbr.  ASSN
21.  Med. test  EKG
22.  Eight-time co-star of Joan Crawford  GABLE
24.  Teeth: Pref.  DENTI-
27.  Note  MEMO
28.  Wind god’s whaling weapon?  AEOLIAN HARPOON (from “aeolian harp”)
33.  Crybaby  MOANER
34.  See 15-Across  … SAX
35.  Arctic flier  SKUA
36.  Stalling-for-time syllables  ERS
37.  Honor earned by 27 Super Bowl QBs  MVP
39.  Light lead-in  TWI-
41.  Scoreboard fig.  PTS
42.  Director Preminger  OTTO
44.  It borders It.  AUS
46.  Sparkling wit  ESPRIT
48.  Blubbering Belgian?  WAILING WALLOON (from “Wailing Wall”)
51.  8th-century Japanese capital  NARA
52.  Runs while standing  IDLES
53.  Try a new color on  REDYE
55.  June portrayer in “Henry & June”  UMA
56.  Repeat, but more softly each time  ECHO
60.  First name in shipping  ARI
61.  Hollywood harlequin?  FILM BUFFOON (from “film buff”)
65.  Java  JOE
66.  Eclectic quarterly digest  UTNE
67.  Hard to read, maybe  SLOPPY
68.  Animal in some fables  ASS
69.  He says to Cordelia, “Thy truth, then, be thy dower”  LEAR
70.  Cerebral __  CORTEX
Down
1.  __ breve  ALLA
2.  Pastures  LEAS
3.  Home team at Cleveland’s “The Q”  CAVS
4.  Uninterrupted  ON AND ON
5.  Mph  VEL
6.  Former PBS host LeShan  EDA
7.  Place setting items  NAPKINS
8.  Tough march  SLOG
9.  1940s stage for Ike  ETO
10.  __ eel  CONGER
11.  Apple with a Force Touch trackpad  MACBOOK PRO
12.  Fan club focus  IDOL
13.  Lane-closing sight  CONE
18.  Physical leader?  META-
23.  Gear on stage  AMPS
25.  Kind of tchr.  ELEM
26.  Buddhist state  NIRVANA
27.  Klinger’s first name on “M*A*S*H”  MAXWELL
28.  Vital supply line  AORTA
29.  Where to find Java  EAST INDIES
30.  Magic show prop  HAT
31.  __ the cold  OUT IN
32.  Democratic donkey drawer  NAST
33.  Litter cry  MEOW!
38.  Wrinkly little dog  PUG
40.  __ Royale, Michigan  ISLE
43.  Skin care brand  OLAY
45.  Pool party?  SWIMMER
47.  Be the subject of, as a painting  POSE FOR
49.  Furious  IREFUL
50.  Not much at all  A DAB
53.  Indian noble  RAJA
54.  Love deity  EROS
55.  Forearm bone  ULNA
57.  Egyptian Christian  COPT
58.  “The thing with feathers / That perches in the soul”: Dickinson  HOPE
59.  Cameo stone  ONYX
62.  Suburban trailer?  -ITE
63.  The Trojans of the Pac-12  USC
64.  “Alice” spinoff  FLO