LA Times Crossword 1 Apr 19, Monday

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Constructed by: Jake Braun
Edited by: Rich Norris

Today’s Reveal Answer: April Fool

Happy April Fool’s Day! Themed answers each start with something one might do on APRIL FOOL’S DAY:

  • 64A Cry for today, and a hint to the starts of 17-, 25-, 37- and 54-Across : APRIL FOOL!
  • 17A Unpredictable leg joint problem : TRICK KNEE
  • 25A Beef named for a bone : RIB EYE STEAK
  • 37A Sally, to Charlie Brown : KID SISTER
  • 54A “Love, Simon” co-star : JOSH DUHAMEL

Bill’s time: 5m 44s

Bill’s errors: 0

Today’s Wiki-est Amazonian Googlies

Across

1 Half a fluid oz. : TBSP

Tablespoon (tbsp.)

5 Ancient Peruvian : INCA

The Inca people emerged as a tribe around the 12th century, in what today is southern Peru. The Incas developed a vast empire over the next 300 years, extending along most of the western side of South America. The Empire fell to the Spanish, finally dissolving in 1572 with the execution of Tupac Amaru, the last Incan Emperor.

9 Jalopies : HEAPS

The origins of our word “jalopy” meaning “dilapidated old motor car” seem to have been lost in time, but the word has been around since the 1920s. One credible suggestion is that it comes from Xalapa, Mexico as the Xalapa scrap yards were the destination for many discarded American automobiles.

14 “I’m __ here!”: “Adios!” : OUT’A

The term “adiós” is Spanish for “goodbye”. “Adiós” comes from the phrase “a Dios vos acomiendo” meaning “I commend you to God”.

15 “North by Northwest” actor Grant : CARY

“North by Northwest” is a marvelous 1959 Hitchcock film starring Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint and James Mason. After the release of the movie, Hitchcock stated that he had envisioned Cary Grant’s character hiding from the villains on Mount Rushmore, in Abraham Lincoln’s nose. He also suggested the film might have had the title “The Man in Lincoln’s Nose”.

23 Old AT&T rival : MCI

MCI was a giant telecom company that suffered a similar fate to Enron, and around about the same time. MCI’s stock price fell in 2000 and in maneuvers designed to protect the price, the company committed illegal acts. The larger-than-life CEO back then, Bernie Ebbers, is now serving a 25-year sentence in Louisiana.

24 Camera largely replaced by its digital version, for short : SLR

Single-lens reflex camera (SLR)

25 Beef named for a bone : RIB EYE STEAK

If you’re in Australia or New Zealand and looking for a rib eye steak, you need to order a “Scotch fillet”.

30 Golfer’s booking : TEE TIME

In the game of golf, a “tee” is a wooden or plastic peg on which one can place a ball when “teeing off”. Also, the “teeing ground” (sometimes “tee” or “tee box”) is the area at the beginning of the hole from which the first stroke is taken, from where one tees off.

32 Diplomatic accord : ENTENTE

An entente cordiale (sometimes just “entente”) is a friendly understanding, usually between two nations. The term, which translates from French as “cordial agreement”, was first used to describe a set of agreements between the UK and France that were put in place 1904.

33 Ancient Icelandic text : EDDA

The Poetic Edda and Prose Edda are two ancient works that are the source for much of Norse mythology. Both Eddas were written in the 13th century in Iceland.

34 __ McMuffin : EGG

The McMuffin breakfast sandwich was introduced, without the knowledge of the corporate office, by the operator of a Santa Barbara, California franchise in 1972. Back then, McDonald’s only offered food for lunch and dinner. The initial reaction of the corporate office on hearing about the McMuffin was to reprimand the Santa Barbara franchise operator, before embracing the concept.

36 “The Deep” director Peter : YATES

Peter Yates was an English film director and producer. His first film as a director is very well known by folks back in my part of the world. Released in 1963, the film “Summer Holiday” is a very lightweight vehicle for the singer Cliff Richard. Over in the US Yates is better remembered for directing the likes of “Bullitt” (1968), “Breaking Away” (1979) and “The Deep” (1977).

“The Deep” is novel by Peter Benchley (who also wrote “Jaws”). “The Deep” was adapted into a 1977 film starring Robert Shaw, Nick Nolte and Jacqueline Bisset.

37 Sally, to Charlie Brown : KID SISTER

In the “Peanuts” comic strip by Charles M. Schulz, the protagonist Charlie Brown has a younger sister Sally Brown. Sally is the dominant person in the sibling relationship, and frequently persuades Charlie to do her homework.

41 Poe’s one-word bird : RAVEN

“The Raven” is a narrative poem by Edgar Allan Poe that tells of a student who has lost the love of his life, Lenore. A raven enters the student’s bedchamber and perches on a bust of Pallas. The raven can talk, to the student’s surprise, but says nothing but the word “nevermore” (“quoth the raven, ‘Nevermore’”). As the student questions all aspects of his life, the raven taunts him with the same comment, “nevermore”. Finally the student decides that his soul is trapped beneath the raven’s shadow and shall be lifted “nevermore” …

45 Bars on candy bars, e.g.: Abbr. : UPCS

Universal Price Code or Universal Product Code (UPC)

49 Disparaging word : EPITHET

An epithet is a word or phrase used in a name to describe a quality of the person or thing bearing that name. For example, King Richard I was also known as Richard the Lionheart. The term “epithet” can also describe a word that is disparaging or abusive.

54 “Love, Simon” co-star : JOSH DUHAMEL

Josh Duhamel is a former fashion model who won a 1997 International Modeling and Talent Association competition in 1997, beating future acting star Ashton Kutcher into second place. Duhamel transitioned into acting starting with the role of Leo du Pres in the daytime soap “All My Children” in 1999. He married the singer Fergie in 2009, although they separated in 2017.

“Love, Simon” is a 2018 teen comedy-drama that is based on a 2015 novel called “Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda” by Becky Albertalli. The film is noted as the first mainstream Hollywood film to focus on gay teenage romance.

56 Lawyer’s gp. : ABA

American Bar Association (ABA)

57 Inventor Whitney : ELI

The inventor Eli Whitney is a best known for inventing the cotton gin. Whitney also came up with the important concept of “interchangeable parts”. Parts that are interchangeable can be swapped out of equipment or perhaps used in related designs.

58 $200 Monopoly props. : RRS

The four railroad (RR) properties in the Monopoly board game are:

  • Reading Railroad
  • Pennsylvania Railroad
  • B&O Railroad
  • Short Line

59 Fable writer : AESOP

Aesop is remembered today as a fabulist, a writer of fables. Aesop lived in Ancient Greece, probably around the sixth century BC. Supposedly he was born a slave, somehow became a free man, but then met with a sorry end. Aesop was sent to the city of Delphi on a diplomatic mission but instead insulted the Delphians. He was tried on a trumped-up charge of stealing from a temple, sentenced to death and was thrown off a cliff.

61 Hooves-on-cobblestone sounds : CLOPS

A cobblestone is a stone of a particular size that is used as a building material, and a material used in paving in particular. There is a scale that defines a “cobble” as a stone that’s larger than a pebble and smaller than a boulder, and more precisely measures between 2.5 and 10.1 inches.

64 Cry for today, and a hint to the starts of 17-, 25-, 37- and 54-Across : APRIL FOOL!

April Fools’ Day is celebrated on April 1st in the western world. In the US (and Ireland) one can make practical jokes all day long if one wants. But in the UK there is a noon deadline. Anyone pranking after midday is called an “April Fool”.

67 Lone Ranger’s pal : TONTO

In the television version of “The Lone Ranger”, Tonto was played by the actor Jay Silverheels. In the terrible 1981 movie “The Legend of the Lone Ranger”, Tonto was played by Michael Horse. In the 2013 movie “The Lone Ranger”, Tonto was played by Johnny Depp. Famously, the Lone Ranger’s horse was called Silver and Tonto’s mount was named Scout. But, in the early TV shows, Tonto rode a horse called White Feller.

“The Lone Ranger” was both a radio and television show that dated back to its first radio performance in 1933 on a Detroit station. The line “Hi-yo, Silver! Away!” was a device used in the storyline to signal that a riding sequence was starting; so cue the music!

70 Actress Spacek : SISSY

Actress Sissy Spacek got her big break in movies when she played the title role in the 1976 horror movie “Carrie”, which is based on the Stephen King novel. Her most acclaimed role is the lead in the 1980 biopic about Loretta Lynn called “Coal MIner’s Daughter”, for which she won an Oscar. Spacek’s first cousin is the actor Rip Torn.

Down

2 Broke into and stole from : BURGLED

The crime of burglary is the breaking into and entering of a building with the intent to steal. The actual theft itself is a separate crime.

6 Indian bread : NAN

Naan (also “nan”) bread is very popular in Indian restaurants, as well as in other West, Central and South Asian cuisines. Indian Naan is traditionally baked in a clay oven known as a tandoor.

7 French pancake : CREPE

“Crêpe” is the French word for “pancake”.

10 College address suffix : EDU

The .edu domain was one of the six original generic top-level domains specified. The complete original list is:

  • .com (commercial enterprise)
  • .net (entity involved in network infrastructure e.g. an ISP)
  • .mil (US military)
  • .org (not-for-profit organization)
  • .gov (US federal government entity)
  • .edu (college-level educational institution)

13 Bowling x’s : STRIKES

In bowling, a spare is recorded on a score sheet with a forward slash mark. A strike is recorded with a large letter X.

18 “Felicity” star Russell : KERI

Actress Keri Russell got her big break on television when she was cast in the title role in the drama show “Felicity” that ran from 1998 from 2002. The lead character in the show is Felicity Porter, a young lady introduced to the audience with a head of long curly blonde hair. Famously, Russell cut her hair extremely short at the start of the second season, an action that was associated with a significant drop in the show’s viewership. Russell had to grow out her hair over the season. I haven’t seen “Felicity”, but I really do enjoy Russell playing one of the leads in the entertaining Cold War drama called “The Americans” that is aired by FX.

The TV drama “Felicity” stars Keri Russell in the title role as Felicity Porter, and ran from 1998 to 2002. Felicity is a student at the fictional University of New York (UNY), which is based on the real New York University (NYU). Apparently, NYU refused the show’s producers permission to use the “NYU” name.

22 Bowling pin count : TEN

Bowling has been around for an awfully long time. The oldest known reference to the game is in Egypt, where pins and balls were found in an ancient tomb that is over 5,000 years old. The first form of the game to come to America was nine-pin bowling, which had been very popular in Europe for centuries. In 1841 in Connecticut, nine-pin bowling was banned due to its association with gambling. Supposedly, an additional pin was added to get around the ban, and ten-pin bowling was born.

26 Chatted with online, briefly : IM’ED

Even though instant messaging (sending and receiving IMs) has been around since the 1960s, it was AOL who popularized the term “instant message” in the eighties and nineties. The “AOL Instant Message” service was known as AIM.

28 Lid inflammation : STYE

A stye is a bacterial infection of the sebaceous glands at the base of the eyelashes, and is also known as a hordeolum.

35 USO show audience : GIS

The initials “GI” stand for “Government Issue”, and not “General Infantry” as is widely believed. “GI” was first used in the military to denote equipment made from Galvanized Iron and during WWI, incoming German shells were nicknamed “GI cans”. Soon after, the term GI came to be associated with “Government Issue” and eventually became an adjective to describe anything associated with the Army.

The United Service Organization (USO) was founded in 1941 at the request of President Franklin D. Roosevelt “to handle the on-leave recreation of the men in the armed forces”. A USO tour is undertaken by a troupe of entertainers, many of whom are big-name celebrities. A USO tour usually includes troop locations in combat zones.

38 Broadcast with greater image resolution, as TV shows : IN HD

High-definition (HD)

39 Fat-free milk : SKIM

The fatty component of milk is known as butterfat (sometimes “milkfat”). To be labeled whole milk, the butterfat content must be at least 3.25%. Low-fat milk is defined as milk containing 0.5-2% fat, with levels of 1% and 2% commonly found on grocery store shelves. Skim milk must contain less than 0.5% fat, and typically contains 0.1%.

40 Spare in a Brit’s boot : TYRE

Here’s another example of terms that change as we cross the Atlantic Ocean. When talking about tires (“tyres” in Britain and Ireland), a defect can cause a “flat” (“puncture” in Britain and Ireland).

In North America we use the word “trunk” for the storage space in the back of a vehicle as that space is reminiscent of the large travelling chest called a “trunk”. Such trunks used to be lashed onto the back of automobiles before storage was integrated. On the other side of the Atlantic, a trunk is known as a “boot”. The original boot was a built-in storage compartment on a horse-drawn carriage on which a coachman would sit.

42 Ill-fated 1967 moon mission : APOLLO I

Apollo 1 was planned to be the first manned mission in NASA’s lunar landing program. Sadly, the three crew members perished in a tragic cabin fire that took place in a launch pad test. The astronauts who died were Gus Grissom (the second American to fly in space), Edward White (the first American to walk in space) and Roger Chaffee (the pilot for the planned Apollo 1 mission).

43 “__ of sugar-plums danced in their heads”: Moore : VISIONS

The poem “A Visit from St. Nicholas” was published anonymously in 1823, and is better known today by its first line “‘Twas the night before Christmas”. Most scholars believe that the poem was written by Clement Clarke Moore, a theologian from New York City. Others say that it was written by Henry Livingston, Jr., a poet from Upstate New York.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ’kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash …

47 Last train car : CABOOSE

The word “caboose” originally came from Middle Dutch and was the word for a ship’s galley. When the last car in a train in North America was given a stove for the comfort of the crew, it took on the name “caboose”. The term has also become slang for a person’s backside.

48 Attached using a Swingline : STAPLED

Swingline is a manufacturer of office staplers and hole punchers. Founded in New York City in 1925 as Parrot Speed Fastener, the company invented the world’s first top-opening stapler that allowed for easy loading of staples. That creative design of stapler was called the “Swingline”, which was the name eventually adopted by the whole enterprise.

50 U.K.’s continent : EUR

The terms “United Kingdom”, “Great Britain” and “England” can sometimes be confused. The official use of “United Kingdom” originated in 1707 with the Acts of Union that declared the countries of England and Scotland as “United into One Kingdom by the Name of Great Britain”. The name changed again with the Acts of Union 1800 that created the “United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland” (much to the chagrin of most of the Irish population). This was partially reversed in 1927 when the current name was introduced, the “United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland”, in recognition of an independent Irish Free State in the south of the island of Ireland.

53 Airline to Tel Aviv : EL AL

El Al Israel Airlines is the flag carrier of Israel. El Al is known for its high levels of security, both on the ground and in the air. Reportedly, the airline’s passenger aircraft have been operating with anti-missile technology for several years.

The full name of Israel’s second largest city is Tel Aviv-Yafo. “Tel Aviv” translates into “Spring Mound”, and is a name that was chosen in 1910.

55 Pet adoption org. : ASPCA

Unlike most developed countries, the US has no umbrella organization with the goal of preventing cruelty to animals. Instead there are independent organizations set up all over the nation using the name SPCA. Having said that, there is an organization called the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) that was originally intended to operate across the country, but really it now focuses its efforts in New York City.

60 Letters before gees : EFFS

In the alphabet, the F (eff) is before the letter G (gee).

62 Halves of qts. : PTS

The quart, the unit of volume, is so called because it is one quarter of a gallon.

63 Tofu source : SOY

“Tofu” is a name for bean curd, and is a Japanese word meaning just that … bean that has curdled. Tofu is produced by coagulating soy milk, using either salt or something acidic. Once the protein has coagulated, the curds are pressed into the familiar blocks. Personally I love tofu, but my wife, she absolutely hates it …

65 Dorm VIPs : RAS

A resident assistant or resident adviser (RA) is a peer leader found in a residence hall, particularly on a college campus.

Complete List of Clues/Answers

Across

1 Half a fluid oz. : TBSP
5 Ancient Peruvian : INCA
9 Jalopies : HEAPS
14 “I’m __ here!”: “Adios!” : OUT’A
15 “North by Northwest” actor Grant : CARY
16 Grownup : ADULT
17 Unpredictable leg joint problem : TRICK KNEE
19 Coffee sweetener : SUGAR
20 Be on the same page : AGREE
21 Butter square : PAT
23 Old AT&T rival : MCI
24 Camera largely replaced by its digital version, for short : SLR
25 Beef named for a bone : RIB EYE STEAK
30 Golfer’s booking : TEE TIME
32 Diplomatic accord : ENTENTE
33 Ancient Icelandic text : EDDA
34 __ McMuffin : EGG
36 “The Deep” director Peter : YATES
37 Sally, to Charlie Brown : KID SISTER
41 Poe’s one-word bird : RAVEN
44 Stars are seen in it : SKY
45 Bars on candy bars, e.g.: Abbr. : UPCS
49 Disparaging word : EPITHET
52 “Let me say this again … ” : I REPEAT …
54 “Love, Simon” co-star : JOSH DUHAMEL
56 Lawyer’s gp. : ABA
57 Inventor Whitney : ELI
58 $200 Monopoly props. : RRS
59 Fable writer : AESOP
61 Hooves-on-cobblestone sounds : CLOPS
64 Cry for today, and a hint to the starts of 17-, 25-, 37- and 54-Across : APRIL FOOL!
67 Lone Ranger’s pal : TONTO
68 Con job : SCAM
69 Blend by melting : FUSE
70 Actress Spacek : SISSY
71 Locking device : HASP
72 Went really fast : SPED

Down

1 How food may be salted : TO TASTE
2 Broke into and stole from : BURGLED
3 Mixed with a spoon : STIRRED
4 Walk nervously to and fro : PACE
5 “Eww!” : ICK!
6 Indian bread : NAN
7 French pancake : CREPE
8 “Yes, captain” : AYE AYE
9 Is suffering from, as a cold : HAS
10 College address suffix : EDU
11 Make larger : AUGMENT
12 Appease : PLACATE
13 Bowling x’s : STRIKES
18 “Felicity” star Russell : KERI
22 Bowling pin count : TEN
26 Chatted with online, briefly : IM’ED
27 Pleads : BEGS
28 Lid inflammation : STYE
29 Rip to shreds : TEAR UP
31 Opposite of giveth : TAKETH
35 USO show audience : GIS
38 Broadcast with greater image resolution, as TV shows : IN HD
39 Fat-free milk : SKIM
40 Spare in a Brit’s boot : TYRE
41 Turns down : REJECTS
42 Ill-fated 1967 moon mission : APOLLO I
43 “__ of sugar-plums danced in their heads”: Moore : VISIONS
46 Green bowlful : PEA SOUP
47 Last train car : CABOOSE
48 Attached using a Swingline : STAPLED
50 U.K.’s continent : EUR
51 Defeat decisively : THRASH
53 Airline to Tel Aviv : EL AL
55 Pet adoption org. : ASPCA
60 Letters before gees : EFFS
62 Halves of qts. : PTS
63 Tofu source : SOY
65 Dorm VIPs : RAS
66 Mischief-maker : IMP