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CROSSWORD SETTER: Jerry Edelstein
THEME: Square Roots … in today’s grid we have the word ROOT arranged in a SQUARE four times:
36A. Patrick Creadon documentary about SpongeBob … and what’s found in this puzzle’s circles SQUARE ROOTS
BILL BUTLER’S COMPLETION TIME: 9m 08s
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Today’s Wiki-est, Amazonian Googlies
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5.  Religion with Five Pillars  ISLAM
Followers of the Muslim tradition believe in the Five Pillars of Islam, five obligatory acts that underpin Muslim life. The Five Pillars are:
– The Islamic creed
– Daily prayer
– Almsgiving
– Fasting during the month of Ramadan
– The pilgrimage to Mecca (haj) once during a lifetime
10.  NCO rank  MSGT
A master sergeant (MSgt) is a non-commissioned officer (NCO).
14.  Word with man or horse  IRON
Iron Man is another one of those comic book superheroes, created by Stan Lee for Marvel Comics. The character has become very famous in recent years since the appearance of the 2008 action movie “Iron Man” starring Robert Downey, Jr. in the title role.
The term “iron horse” starting appearing in Victorian times, describing those new-fangled steam-driven trains and trams that left horse-drawn vehicles in their dust. The term was especially popular in North America where it described steam locomotives.
15.  Black Panthers co-founder  SEALE
Bobby Seale is the civil rights activist who co-founded the Black Panther Party with Huey Newton. 
16.  Gillette product  ATRA
Fortunately for crossword setters, the Atra razor was introduced by Gillette in 1977. The Atra was sold as the Contour in some markets and its derivative products are still around today.
25.  Oahu resident, for example  ISLANDER
O’ahu has been called “The Gathering Place”, although the word “O’ahu” has no translation in Hawaiian. It seems that O’ahu is simply the name of the island. One story is that it is named after the son of the Polynesian navigator who first found the islands. The island is made up of two volcanoes, Wai’anae and Ko’olau, joined together by a broad valley, the O’ahu Plain. 
29.  AAA suggestion  RTE
Route (rte.)
The American Automobile Association (AAA) is a not-for-profit organization focused on lobbying, provision of automobile servicing, and selling of automobile insurance. The AAA was founded in 1902 in Chicago and published the first of its celebrated hotel guides back in 1917.
30.  Source of a nutritious oil  COD
Cod liver oil is a nutritional supplement that is rich in omega-3 fatty acids, as well as vitamins A and D. I remember being dosed with the stuff as a kid. Ugh …
35.  Dirty money  GRIFT
“Grift” is money made dishonestly, especially as the result of a swindle. The term perhaps is an alteration of the the word “graft”, which can have a similar meaning.
36.  Patrick Creadon documentary about SpongeBob … and what’s found in this puzzle’s circles  SQUARE ROOTS
“Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants” is a 2009 documentary by filmmaker Patrick Creadon. I haven’t seen this movie, but I did see another documentary by Creadon: the excellent, excellent film “Wordplay” about the New York Times crossword.
39.  “¿Cómo está __?”  USTED
“¿Cómo está usted?” is the more formal way of asking, “How are you?” in Spanish.
48.  Licorice-flavored seed  ANISE
The essential oil in the anise plant is anethole. Anethole has a licorice-like flavor, and is used extensively in cooking.
51.  V x CCXXI  MCV
5 x 221 = 1105
55.  Mineo and Maglie  SALS
The actor Sal Mineo’s most famous role was John “Plato” Crawford, the kid who was in awe of the James Dean character in “Rebel Without a Cause”. Sadly, Mineo was murdered in 1976 when he was just 37 years old. He was attacked in the alley behind his Los Angeles apartment and stabbed through the heart. When an arrest was made it was discovered that the murderer had no idea that his victim was a celebrity, and that his plan was just to rob anyone who came along.
Sal Maglie was a professional baseball pitcher, one of just a few players who played for all three New York teams of his day, namely the New York Giants, Brooklyn Dodgers and the New York Yankees. Maglie was known as Sal the Barber because he was said to give “close shaves” to hitters, frequently pitching on the inside.
56.  It may be caught in the flue  SOOT
The flue in a chimney is a duct that conveys exhaust gases from a fire to the outdoors. An important feature of a flue is that it is adjustable. When starting a fire, the flue should be wide open, maximizing airflow to get help ignition. When the fire is burning, flow through the flue should be more restricted. The flue needs to be open sufficiently to allow smoke and exhaust gases exit, but not too wide so that too much hot air escapes, dragging cold air into the house from elsewhere. 
58.  2014 Olympics city  SOCHI
Sochi is a city in the west of Russian on the Black Sea coast. It is the largest resort city in the whole country. Sochi is going through a busy phase in its life. It hosted the 2014 Winter Olympic Games and the Russian Formula 1 Grand Prix from 2014, and is scheduled to host some games for the 2018 World Cup in soccer. 
62.  Uffizi hangings  ARTE
The Uffizi Gallery is one of the oldest art museums in the western world and is housed in the Palazzo degli Uffizi in Florence, Italy. The Palazzo was built in 1560, intended to house the offices of the Florentine magistrates. This original usage gave the gallery its name, as “uffizi” is Italian for “offices”.
67.  Yank who missed the 2014 season  A-ROD
Professional baseball player Alex Rodriguez earned more nicknames than just A-Rod. He has been called “the Cooler” by some players as there is a perception that teams go cold when he joins them and hot when he leaves. He has also been called “A-Fraud” by teammates because of another perception, that he is over-demanding. On top of all that, Rodriguez was suspended by Major League Baseball for the entire 2014 season, after he admitted to using performance enhancing drugs.
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1.  Hamm with a kick  MIA
Mia Hamm is a retired American soccer player, a forward who played on the US national team that won the FIFA women’s World Cup in 1991. Hamm has scored 158 international goals, more than other player in the world, male or female. Amazingly, Hamm was born with a clubfoot, and so had to wear corrective shoes when she was growing up. 
3.  Saturn ring components  MOONLETS
According to the latest count, Saturn has at least 62 moons, and over 150 moonlets. Moonlets are particularly small satellites, usually less than 1 km in diameter.
8.  Knighted Guinness  ALEC
Sir Alec Guinness played many great roles over a long and distinguished career, but nowadays is best remembered (sadly, I say) for playing the original Obi-Wan Kenobi in “Star Wars”. 
9.  Plateau cousin  MESA
“Mesa” is the Spanish for “table”, which gives rise to our English usage of “mesa” to describe a geographic feature.
10.  1960 Pirate World Series hero, familiarly  MAZ
Bill “Maz” Mazeroski is a former Major League baseball player who spent his whole career with the Pittsburgh Pirates. In game seven of the 1960 World Series, Mazeroski hit a home run to win the championship, the only time that a home run had ever won a World Series. Then Joe Carter did something similar for the Blue Jays in 1993, a home run to win in game six, the only other time a World Series has been decided with a homer.
12.  Complain  GROUSE
It isn’t really clear where we get our verb “to grouse” from (meaning “to complain”). The term was first used as slang in the British Army in the 1880s.
13.  Packed tightly  TAMPED
“Tamp” means to pack down tightly by tapping. “Tamp” was originally used to specifically describe the action of packing down sand or dirt around an explosive prior to detonation.
23.  Projected financial statements  PRO FORMAS
The Latin term “pro forma” translates as “as a matter of form”, and is used in English to describe actions or documents that are considered merely a formality. In the world of accounting, a pro forma financial statement indicates hypothetical figures based on previous operations, and are as estimates before actual results become available. 
25.  Author Levin  IRA
As well as writing novels, Ira Levin was a dramatist and a songwriter. Levin’s first novel was “A Kiss Before Dying”, and his most famous work was “Rosemary’s Baby” which became a Hollywood hit. His best known play is “Deathtrap”, a production that is often seen in local theater (I’ve seen it a couple of times around here). “Deathtrap” was also was a successful movie, starring Michael Caine and Christopher Reeve. My favorite of Levin’s novels though are “The Boys from Brazil” and “The Stepford Wives”.
28.  Word in a home run call  OUTTA
You’re outta here!
34.  Top-of-the-line Hyundai whose name means “horse” in Latin  EQUUS
The Hyundai Equus is the largest and most expensive sedan made by the Korean manufacturer. The Equus is often used by limousine services. 
35.  H.S. equivalency test  GED
The General Educational Development (GED) tests are a battery of five tests designed to demonstrate that a student has the academic skills of someone who has graduated from an American or Canadian high school. 
37.  Arizona Cardinal mascot Big __  RED
The NFL’s Arizona Cardinals mascot is a cardinal (the bird) known as Big Red. Big Red was “hatched” on October 4th, 1998.
41.  Baton user  MAESTRO
“Maestro” is often used to address a musical conductor. “Maestro” (plural “maestri”) is the Italian word for “master, teacher”. The plural in English is usually “maestros”.
43.  “Kitchen Nightmares” host Gordon  RAMSAY
“Kitchen Nightmares” is a reality TV show in which celebrity chef spends a week in a failing restaurant identifying and resolving operational issues. There’s a lot of screaming, shouting and swearing. The show is a remake of “Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares” that was made for British television from 2004 until 2014.
44.  “Play it again, Sam!”  ENCORE!
There is a famous exchange in the movie “Casablanca” that results in the piano player Sam singing “As Time Goes By”.
Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.
Sam: I don’t know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play “As Time Goes By.”
Sam: Oh, I can’t remember it, Miss Ilsa. I’m a little rusty on it.
Ilsa: I’ll hum it for you. Da-dy-da-dy-da-dum, da-dy-da-dee-da-dum…
Ilsa: Sing it, Sam.
An equally famous exchange takes place a little later in the film, resulting in a reprise of the song:
Rick: You know what I want to hear.
Sam: No, I don’t.
Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: Well, I don’t think I can remember…
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
Great stuff!
46.  Toy company co-founder Herman  FISHER
The toy company Fisher-Price was founded in 1930 by Herman Fisher and Irving Price, along with Margaret Evans Price and Helen Schelle. The company’s first toy was introduced the following year, a pull-along duck named Dr. Doodle. 
49.  Insurance spokeslizard  GECKO
The Gecko is the “spokes-lizard” for GEICO. When the Gecko was introduced in 1999, he was voiced by actor Kelsey Grammer of “Cheers” and “Frasier” fame. Since then, the Gecko has been voiced by British radio presenter Dave Kelly and most recently by actor Jake Wood, who plays Max Branning on the British soap opera “EastEnders”. 
50.  Islamic ruling  FATWA
In the Muslim tradition, a fatwā is a religious opinion issued by an Islamic scholar (a “mufti”) on a matter of Islamic law. There is a common misconception that a fatwā is a death sentence imposed on a person, and although such a drastic directive is a possible component of the opinion, it is a very rare occurrence.
54.  Type of baggy ’40s suit  ZOOT
A zoot suit has pants that are fairly loose fitting, except around the cuff at the bottom of the leg. The pants also have a high waist. The jacket of the suit has wide lapels and wide padded shoulders. Zoot suits were popular in the US in the thirties and forties, and were often associated with the African American, Latino American and Italian American ethnic groups. Over in the UK, the zoot suit was worn by the “Teddy boys” of the fifties and sixties. “Zoot” is probably just a slang iteration of the word “suit”.
57.  President pro __  TEM
“Pro tempore” can be abbreviated to “pro tem” or “p.t.” “Pro tempore” is a Latin phrase that best translates as “for the time being”. It is used to describe a person who is acting for another, usually a superior. The President pro tempore of the US Senate is the person who presides over the Senate in the absence of the Vice President of the US. It has been tradition since 1890 that the president pro tem is the most senior senator in the majority party. The president pro tem ranks highly in the line of succession to the presidency, falling third in line after the Vice President and the Speaker of the House.
For the sake of completion, here is a full listing of all the answers:
Across
1.  Family nickname  MAMA
5.  Religion with Five Pillars  ISLAM
10.  NCO rank  MSGT
14.  Word with man or horse  IRON
15.  Black Panthers co-founder  SEALE
16.  Gillette product  ATRA
17.  Stub __  A TOE
18.  Strains  TAXES
19.  Go fast  ZOOM
20.  Concerning  IN RE
22.  Postgame postmortem  RECAP
24.  Baby seal  PUP
25.  Oahu resident, for example  ISLANDER
27.  Wake  ROUSE
29.  AAA suggestion  RTE
30.  Source of a nutritious oil  COD
31.  Sorted homogeneously  GROUPED
33.  Rearward  ASTERN
35.  Dirty money  GRIFT
36.  Patrick Creadon documentary about SpongeBob … and what’s found in this puzzle’s circles  SQUARE ROOTS
39.  “¿Cómo está __?”  USTED
40.  Emergency room concern  TRAUMA
43.  Supposed  REPUTED
46.  What -ess may denote: Abbr.  FEM
47.  Spoiled  BAD
48.  Licorice-flavored seed  ANISE
49.  Animals that fight by necking  GIRAFFES
51.  V x CCXXI  MCV
52.  Bemused states  DAZES
55.  Mineo and Maglie  SALS
56.  It may be caught in the flue  SOOT
58.  2014 Olympics city  SOCHI
60.  Carry  TOTE
62.  Uffizi hangings  ARTE
63.  Where to find a full house  POKER
64.  Past its prime  WORN
65.  Rural agreement  YES’M
66.  Long-legged wader  STORK
67.  Yank who missed the 2014 season  A-ROD
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1.  Hamm with a kick  MIA
2.  Recording pros  ARTISTS
3.  Saturn ring components  MOONLETS
4.  End of __  AN ERA
5.  Real end  -IST
6.  Scorched  SEARED
7.  More lenient  LAXER
8.  Knighted Guinness  ALEC
9.  Plateau cousin  MESA
10.  1960 Pirate World Series hero, familiarly  MAZ
11.  Clog  STOP UP
12.  Complain  GROUSE
13.  Packed tightly  TAMPED
21.  Covered with a hard coating  ENCRUSTED
23.  Projected financial statements  PRO FORMAS
25.  Author Levin  IRA
26.  Give  DONATE
28.  Word in a home run call  OUTTA
31.  Watchdog warning  GRR!
32.  Mob member  RIOTER
34.  Top-of-the-line Hyundai whose name means “horse” in Latin  EQUUS
35.  H.S. equivalency test  GED
37.  Arizona Cardinal mascot Big __  RED
38.  It’s under the hardwood  SUBFLOOR
41.  Baton user  MAESTRO
42.  They can be classified  ADS
43.  “Kitchen Nightmares” host Gordon  RAMSAY
44.  “Play it again, Sam!”  ENCORE!
45.  Dance turns  PIVOTS
46.  Toy company co-founder Herman  FISHER
49.  Insurance spokeslizard  GECKO
50.  Islamic ruling  FATWA
53.  Lethal snakes  ASPS
54.  Type of baggy ’40s suit  ZOOT
57.  President pro __  TEM
59.  Annoy  IRK
61.  Apt answer for this puzzle location  END