LA Times Crossword 23 Sep 23, Saturday

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Constructed by: Matthew Stock & Caitlin Reid
Edited by: Patti Varol

Today’s Theme: None

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… a complete list of answers

Bill’s time: 12m 16s

Bill’s errors: 0

Today’s Wiki-est Amazonian Googlies

Across

14 Large-eyed primate with a toxic bite : SLOW LORIS

The slow lorises are a group of nocturnal primates found in the forests of southeast Asia. They are unique among primates in that they have a toxic bite. The slow loris licks a sweat gland on its arm that secretes a chemical, a chemical that becomes actively toxic when mixed with saliva.

22 Hip-hop pioneer Kool __ Dee : MOE

“Kool Moe Dee” is the stage name of rap artist Mohandas Dewese. Kool Moe Dee had the honor of being the first rap artist to perform at the Grammys, and was one of the first rappers to win a Grammy Award.

25 “The thing with feathers,” per Dickinson : HOPE

Emily Dickinson wrote nearly 1800 poems in her lifetime, with less than a dozen published before she died in 1886. Emily’s younger sister discovered the enormous collection, and it was published in batches over the coming decades. Try this one for size:

“Hope” is the thing with feathers –
That perches in the soul –
And sings the tune without the words –
And never stops – at all –

29 Percocet, codeine, etc. : OPIATES

The opium poppy is the source of the narcotic alkaloids known as opiates. To produce opiates, the latex sap of the opium poppy is collected and processed. The naturally-occurring drugs of morphine and codeine can both be extracted from the sap. Some synthesis is required to make derivative drugs like heroin and oxycodone.

“Percocet” is a trade name for the drug combination of oxycodone and paracetamol.

“Codeine” is the common name for the opiate 3-methylmorphine, which is a common ingredient in cough medicines. Codeine occurs naturally, making up about 2% of opium sap, although most codeine is synthesized from the more abundant morphine. The name “codeine” comes from the Greek “kodeia” meaning “poppy head”. There is so much codeine produced that it is the most commonly consumed opiate across the world.

31 Cry for attention? : TEN-HUT!

“Ten-hut!” is a term used in the US military that means “Come to attention!”.

37 Tarator ingredient : TAHINI

“Tahini” is the Arabic name for a paste made from ground sesame seeds. Tahini is a major ingredient in hummus, one of my favorite dishes.

Tzatziki (also “tarator”) is a sauce made from cucumbers mixed into yogurt with other flavorings. It is primarily associated with Greece, although variants are found in cuisines of other parts of Southeastern Europe and the Middle East.

38 Clouseau player : SELLERS

Peter Sellers was a British comedian and actor, and a genius (in my humble opinion). In Britain, Sellers was famous on the radio as a star on “The Goon Show”, In the rest of the world, Sellers is perhaps best-known for playing Inspector Clouseau in “The Pink Panther” series of films. Like so many of the greatest comic performers it seems, Sellers struggled with depression in his life off-camera.

Apparently, some people think that the Inspector Clouseau character (played originally by Peter Sellers) is “The Pink Panther”. “Pink Panther” is actually the jewel that was stolen in the original movie. Would you believe there are eleven “Pink Panther” movies in the whole series?

40 Hudson of “Glass Onion” : KATE

Actress Kate Hudson’s breakthrough role was Penny Lane in the 2000 movie “Almost Famous”. More recently, Hudson played Cassandra July on the TV show “Glee”. Hudson is the daughter of actress Goldie Hawn.

“Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery” is a 2022 sequel to “Knives Out”, with both films written and directed by Rian Johnson and starring Daniel Craig as private investigator Benoit Blanc. Johnson wrote “Glass Onion” during the COVID-19 lockdown, and set the film against the backdrop of the pandemic. The score for both films was written by Nathan Johnson, Rian’s cousin.

41 Kitty : POT

The pot in a card game has been referred to as “the kitty” since the 1880s. It’s not certain how the name “kitty” evolved but possibly it comes from “kit”, the necessary equipment for the game.

44 Like some holiday sweaters : UGLY

Until the early 1880s, the word “sweater” applied to clothing worn specifically for weight reduction by “sweating”.

47 Rebecca in the Basketball Hall of Fame : LOBO

Rebecca Lobo is a former WNBA basketball player who launched a second career as a sports reporter and analyst for ESPN. Lobo played with the New York Liberty, Houston Comets and Connecticut Sun.

52 Snack with which one could be caught red-handed? : FLAMIN’ HOT CHEETOS

Cheetos snacks were developed by the same guy who created Fritos, hence the similarity in name. On the market since 1948, up until the turn of the century the name was written as “Chee-tos”. Oh, and Cheetos contain pork enzymes, so vegetarians beware!

56 Happy place : CLOUD NINE

I don’t think that anyone is really certain of the etymology of the term “on cloud nine” meaning “elated”, but I do like the following explanation. The 1896 “International Cloud-Atlas” was a long-standing reference used to define cloud shapes that was based on a classification created by amateur meteorologist Luke Howard some decades earlier. The biggest and fluffiest of all cloud shapes (and most comfortable-looking to lie on) is cumulonimbus. And you guessed it, of the ten cloud shapes defined in the atlas, cumulonimbus was cloud nine …

Down

2 “The carp play the harp / The __ play the bass”: “Under the Sea” lyrics : PLAICE

“Under the Sea” is an Oscar-winning song from the 1989 Disney animated film “The Little Mermaid”. It is performed by the crab character named Sebastian.

3 List for a trial period? : DOCKET

A docket is the official summary of proceedings in a court of law. The term is sometimes used (informally) to refer to a court’s calendar of cases.

5 Sport that’s a lot of horsing around : POLO

A game of polo is divided into periods of play called chukkers (sometimes “chukkas”). The game usually lasts for two hours, plus the time between the chukkers that is used to change horses.

7 Part of a fictional flight plan : PIXIE DUST

In J. M. Barrie’s 1904 play “Peter Pan”, the fairy Tinker Bell sprinkles fairy dust on children to enable them to fly.

8 Rescue org. : ASPCA

American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA)

12 Handheld Nintendo devices : WIIMOTE

“Wiimote” is an alternative name for the Wii Remote, the controller for the Nintendo Wii gaming console.

15 “__ Mañanitas”: Mexican birthday song : LAS

“Las Mañanitas” is a traditional birthday song that is very popular in Mexico, as well as some parts of the US. The song’s title translates from Spanish as “The Little Mornings”.

17 Strike zone bottom : KNEES

Baseball’s strike zone is the imaginary rectangle through which a pitcher must throw a ball in order for a strike to be called, even if the batter does not swing. The width of the rectangle is defined by the width of home plate. The top of the rectangle is level with the midpoint between the batter’s shoulders and the top of the batter’s pants. The bottom of the rectangle is level with the hollow below the kneecap.

19 Credit report blot : REPO

Repossession (repo)

25 Tortuga’s country : HAITI

Tortuga is a Haitian island located off the northwest coast of Hispaniola. The island was used as a major base of operations for Caribbean pirates in the mid- to late-17th century. “Tortuga” is Spanish for “turtle”.

28 “The Incredibles” villain likely inspired by Marvel Comics’ Mole Man : UNDERMINER

The Underminer is a supervillain who makes a brief appearance at the end of the 2004 animated movie “The Incredibles”, before featuring prominently in 2018’s “The Incredibles 2”. In between those dates, he turns up as the main antagonist in the 2005 video game “The Incredibles: Rise of the Underminer”. In the films, the Underminer is voiced by John Ratzenberger.

30 “The Handmaid’s Tale” executive producer Chaiken : ILENE

Ilene Chaiken is the co-creator of the Showtime drama series “The L Word”. The show deals with lesbian, bisexual and transgender people living in West Hollywood. The title refers to “the L word”: lesbian.

“The Handmaid’s Tale” is a remarkably well-received television adaptation of the 1985 novel of the same name by Margaret Atwood. The story is set in a future United State after the Second American Civil War. The “Handmaids” are the few remaining fertile women in the world, who are ritually raped and forced to bear children by their masters.

31 White Claw rival : TRULY

Truly is a popular brand of hard seltzer.

35 Arctic __ : CHAR

The Arctic char is a cold-water fish that is found in freshwater bodies in the very north of our planet, as the name suggests. In fact, no other freshwater fish is found as far north as the Arctic char.

41 “The Merchant of Venice” heroine : PORTIA

In William Shakespeare’s “The Merchant of Venice”, Portia is the formidable heroine who takes on the guise of a male lawyer and calls herself “Balthasar”. Portia does this to save the life of Antonio, the play’s title character. Portia makes a famous speech that gives us the oft-quoted phrase, “the quality of mercy”:

The quality of mercy is not strain’d,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes…

42 Like most mozzarella sticks : OBLONG

String cheese is made in such a way that proteins in the cheese line up, giving it a “stringy” texture. In the US, we are most familiar with string mozzarella that comes in individually-wrapped “cheese sticks”.

46 Flabbergast : SHOCK

Apparently, there was a 1772 magazine article that described “flabbergasted” as a word that was in vogue at the time. That article also stated that the origin of the term was uncertain. Someone who is flabbergasted is utterly astonished. Like me, most of the time …

50 Q.E.D. : THUS

The initialism “QED” is used at the end of a mathematical proof or a philosophical argument. QED stands for the Latin “quod erat demonstrandum” meaning “that which was to be demonstrated”.

51 Unite beneath a chuppah, e.g. : WED

“Chuppah” is a Hebrew word that translates as “canopy, covering”. At a traditional Jewish wedding, the couple stand under a chuppah during the ceremony.

53 Emma’s “La La Land” role : MIA

“La La Land” is a 2016 romantic musical film starring Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone as a musician and actress who fall in love in “La La Land” (Los Angeles, i.e. “LA”). The film was written and directed by Damien Chazelle, who had found success two years earlier with the musical drama “Whiplash”. “La La Land” won a record-breaking seven Golden Globes and tied the record number of Oscar nominations at fourteen, winning six.

Actress Emma Stone is from Scottsdale, Arizona. Stone really came to prominence with her performance in the 2010 high school movie called “Easy A”. She won the Best Actress Oscar for her performance in the 2016 movie “La La Land”. Now one of the most sought-after actresses in Hollywood, Stone values her privacy and works hard to maintain a low profile. Good for her, I say …

Complete List of Clues/Answers

Across

1 High fashion? : UPDO
5 Gramps alternative : PAPA
9 Scratches, e.g. : FLAWS
14 Large-eyed primate with a toxic bite : SLOW LORIS
16 Medium for delivering course corrections : RED INK
18 Look : FACIAL EXPRESSION
20 Phrase heard during a demonstration : LIKE SO
21 Frozen drinks : ICEES
22 Hip-hop pioneer Kool __ Dee : MOE
23 Tops : ACES
24 Quite a lot : HEAPS
25 “The thing with feathers,” per Dickinson : HOPE
26 Come into : GET
27 Ready to play : CUED
29 Percocet, codeine, etc. : OPIATES
31 Cry for attention? : TEN-HUT!
33 “That wasn’t exactly honest” : I LIED
34 Working capital, in a way : TRADE SECRETS
36 Get new life out of : REUSE
37 Tarator ingredient : TAHINI
38 Clouseau player : SELLERS
40 Hudson of “Glass Onion” : KATE
41 Kitty : POT
44 Like some holiday sweaters : UGLY
45 Pocket protector? : MISER
47 Rebecca in the Basketball Hall of Fame : LOBO
48 Furrow : RUT
49 Could or could not : MIGHT
50 Goes around in circles : TWIRLS
52 Snack with which one could be caught red-handed? : FLAMIN’ HOT CHEETOS
55 __ solution : SALINE
56 Happy place : CLOUD NINE
57 Show again : REAIR
58 Spare __ : KEYS
59 Yields to gravity : SAGS

Down

1 Symbol on a space suit, for short : US FLAG
2 “The carp play the harp / The __ play the bass”: “Under the Sea” lyrics : PLAICE
3 List for a trial period? : DOCKET
4 Baby bumps? : OWIES
5 Sport that’s a lot of horsing around : POLO
6 Is for two : ARE
7 Part of a fictional flight plan : PIXIE DUST
8 Rescue org. : ASPCA
9 Nonconformist : FREE SPIRIT
10 Not so much : LESS
11 Subway car decor : ADS
12 Handheld Nintendo devices : WIIMOTE
13 Did some digging : SNOOPED
15 “__ Mañanitas”: Mexican birthday song : LAS
17 Strike zone bottom : KNEES
19 Credit report blot : REPO
24 “lol” : HE-HE
25 Tortuga’s country : HAITI
27 Cut off : CEASE
28 “The Incredibles” villain likely inspired by Marvel Comics’ Mole Man : UNDERMINER
30 “The Handmaid’s Tale” executive producer Chaiken : ILENE
31 White Claw rival : TRULY
32 Whistler on the range : TEAKETTLE
34 Clear sign : TELLTALE
35 Arctic __ : CHAR
36 Frequent patron : REGULAR
38 Goes over board? : SURFS
39 Eye roll accompanier, maybe : SIGH
41 “The Merchant of Venice” heroine : PORTIA
42 Like most mozzarella sticks : OBLONG
43 Flings : TOSSES
46 Flabbergast : SHOCK
47 Bank claims : LIENS
49 __ fridge : MINI
50 Q.E.D. : THUS
51 Unite beneath a chuppah, e.g. : WED
53 Emma’s “La La Land” role : MIA
54 Demure : COY

22 thoughts on “LA Times Crossword 23 Sep 23, Saturday”

  1. Couldn’t finish without error.

    Had MAS for 15D but I certainly didn’t what a SLOWLORIS is.

    Had TAHINI for 37A but I second guessed myself on 35D. Surely it’s not CHAR. Changed it to CZAR as in Arctic Czar. Didn’t know there was an ARCTIC CHAR.
    Actually had THAW to begin with.

    Almost a little TOO cute.

  2. Left one square blank ( the “m” in 22 Across for “Moe”) as I just couldn’t bring myself to make a guess. Stupid I know. This was a hunt and peck puzzle with a letter added here and another letter added there. But I was never sure any of them were correct. Very difficult and not at all fun grid.

  3. Couldn’t finish, middle of puzzle did me in. Had haha for hehe and load instead of cued and couldn’t escape my errors. Challenging to say the least.

  4. Several nits today: 16A: in my experience red ink was never used. If it was red at all, it was red pencil…and if it ‘corrected’ at all, it corrected a submission, not a course. This clue was just too cutesy; 34A: ‘ja ever notice that when the constructors have to streeeeetch for a clue they tend to justify their effort with a pathetic “in a way”?…35D: speaking of pathetic, if you followed the reasoning behind the clue for ‘char’, I suppose the clue for ‘bass’ would be ‘sea’…45A: the clue is almost a total non sequitur…50A: when one goes around in circles, one orbits; when one twirls one spins.

    Imho, the constructor, or constructors, tried too hard for abstruse clues (maybe trying to be published on Saturday), and a few of their efforts should have been red-pencilled by their editor.

    1. 35D: (If I’m understanding your comment correctly) Char is not a definition or synonym of Artic, but a completion of the phrase. Just as zone, thaw, and permafrost would be. Bass would complete sea to form a phrase, not define it.
      45A: This is a weird one, but maybe not a non sequitur. A miser does not like to spend money and is protecting his pocket (where his money is?).
      But, yeah, they were trying a little too hard!

  5. A real slog but almost got there. The
    cross of 2D and 14A got me. Also had Wiitotes instead of motes. A few too many
    PPP’s today. 2 constructors….nuff said.

  6. Not a chance in hell to finish this “masterpiece of esoterica”. Of course, when you’ve got two constructors, each with a lifetime of their own esoterica to draw from, this is the result.

  7. I struggled with a few on this one, namely slow loris and plaice. Had haha instead of hehe. Couldn’t get char for 35 down. Clues were a little too obscure for my taste

  8. 33:22, no errors. That (wall-clock) time is a bit inflated by walkaways and interruptions; nevertheless, I found this one to be pretty difficult, with a number of “never-heard-ofs” in the clues and the answers. Still, it was possible, in each case, to infer a most-likely choice and finally “eke out” (to use a bit of crosswordese … 🙂) an error-free solve.

  9. 58:02 – two lookups: large-eyed primate (to get SLOWLORIS); The carp play the harp (to get PLAICE). This one was a real scrapper!

    False starts aplenty: TEA>ARE, CLAWS>FLAWS, SOCIALIMPRESSION>FACIALEXPRESSION, HAHA>HEHE, OPIOIDS>OPIATES, REHAB>REUSE, WHIRLS>WHORLS>TWIRLS, DORITOS>CHEETOS, RERUN>REAIR, TIRE>KEYS.

    New or forgotten: SLOWLORIS, Cool MOE Dee, “The thing with feathers,” “tarator,” Rebecca LOBO, PLAICE, WIIMOTES, LAS Mananitas, ILENE Chaiken, TRULY, Arctic CHAR, “chuppah, MIA.

    Just one wrong thing after another, many guesses and frequent changes, much pondering. Another of those very difficult Saturday monsters with unfamiliar cluing.

  10. Way too tough for me today; meaningless 1:37:51 with numerous errors and check-grids. I did know Arctic CHAR and I got OPIATES, TENHUT, HEAPS and ICEES as well as WII?????. But in general, I couldn’t get much fill or any kind of start in any corner.

    Just here to read through the answers and explanations.

  11. 29 minutes…too difficult with several ridiculous clues and answers.
    This puzzle needed to be red inked. 🙂

  12. Dave says he finished in a half hour. Must be a voracious reader. I read all the time, have a home library, but I have NEVER heard of a slowloris. Ridiculous wording for a Xpuzzle. I still don’t get 2D, plaice? Is that even a word? And what the heck does it mean? Sorry Dave, I don’t believe you, this wasn’t a fair puzzle to Saturday regular solvers. Awful.

  13. Dave says he finished in a half hour. Must be a voracious reader. I read all the time, have a home library, but I have NEVER heard of a slowloris. Ridiculous wording for a Xpuzzle. I still don’t get 2D, plaice? Is that even a word? And what the heck does it mean? Sorry Dave, I don’t believe you, this wasn’t a fair puzzle to Saturday regular solvers. Awful.

    1. Now you are starting to understand. People like Dave, they will always say that they solved it, even when they didn’t…. I am not a novice. I’ve been doing these puzzles for 30 years, and I always solve these Saturday puzzles. I didn’t this time, nobody did.

      1. @Anonymous … You won’t see this, of course, but I have to respond: I did solve the puzzle, with no lookups or cheats of any kind, and I have indeed heard of the animal called a slow loris. The accusations posted above are completely unfounded. Bill did it a lot faster than I did, and with no errors; are you also accusing him of cheating?

        (And I was indeed a voracious reader; sadly, I no longer have the stamina to read as much as I used to … 😳.)

        1. Dave, I too solved the puzzle “on my own” without having ever heard of slow loris and plaice. It’s possible, of course. For someone to say that nobody solved it is ridiculous. What is wrong with people?

  14. I finished it with no errors and no lookups. I did not finish it quickly. It was possible, but not fun.

    My standards for a good puzzle.
    I fill in answers either as a matter of course or thinking: “Very clever clue.” (and meaning it without sarcasm).
    There’s a sense of accomplishment upon completion–not irritation.

    This was NOT a good puzzle. The goal should be to make a puzzle so that it’s enjoyable to complete and even the answers one can’t get, cause one to either learn something or chuckle. Anyone can make a clue that is merely extremely difficult–it takes no intelligence at all.

    I used to solve crosswords for fun. I would say that most of the time now I do it because it’s part of my routine and as mental exercise. I wish that there were more constructors that understood how to make a good puzzle.

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