Constructed by: Kurt Mengel & Jan-Michele Gianette
Edited by: Rich Norris
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Theme: Mass through Muss
Today’s themed answers end with the letter string MxSS, where x is a vowel progression:
- 20A. Sustained nuclear chain reaction requirement : CRITICAL MASS
- 27A. Really botch things : MAKE A MESS
- 35A. Haphazard : HIT OR MISS
- 45A. Edible seaweed : IRISH MOSS
- 51A. A breeze to use, in adspeak : NO FUSS, NO MUSS
Bill’s time: 6m 09s
Bill’s errors: 0
Today’s Wiki-est, Amazonian Googlies
Across
1. Feathered Nile wader : IBIS
The ibis is a wading bird that was revered in ancient Egypt. “Ibis” is an interesting word grammatically speaking. You can have one “ibis” or two “ibises”, and then again one has a flock of “ibis”. And if you want to go with the classical plural, instead of two “ibises” you would have two “ibides”!
5. Tropical hardwoods : TEAKS
Teak is a hardwood tree in the mint family, commonly found in monsoon forests of Asia. Teak’s tight grain and high oil content make it very suitable for constructing outdoor furniture, where weather resistance is valued. For the same reason, teak is the wood of choice for wooden decks on boats.
14. Have a flat? : RENT
“Flat” is a word more commonly used in the British Isles than here, in the sense of an apartment or condominium. The word “flat” is Scottish in origin, in which language it meant a “floor in a house”.
15. Barbera’s partner in cartoons : HANNA
I once had the privilege of spending an afternoon in the room (Bill Hanna’s den) where Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera came up with the idea of “The Flintstones” …
16. Sea eagle : ERNE
The ern (sometimes “erne”) is also called the white-tailed eagle, or the sea-eagle.
17. Designer Schiaparelli : ELSA
Elsa Schiaparelli was an Italian fashion designer, a great rival of the perhaps more famous Coco Chanel. Schiaparelli was most successful between the two World Wars, but her business closed in 1954 as she failed to adapt to changing tastes after WWII.
19. Journalist Jacob : RIIS
Journalist Jacob Riis is famous for his photographs and newspaper articles that highlighted the plight of the impoverished in New York City. He wrote “How the Other Half Lives”, originally an extensive article that appeared in “Scribner’s Magazine” at Christmas 1889. The article had such an impact that Riis was commissioned to expand it into a book, which was published the following year.
20. Sustained nuclear chain reaction requirement : CRITICAL MASS
The phrase “critical mass” comes from the world of nuclear physics. The critical mass of a fissionable element, such as plutonium or uranium, is the amount of material necessary to maintain a chain reaction. We use the term figuratively in other fields to describe the amount of resources necessary to sustain a particular effort or achieve a specific result.
31. Port and claret : WINES
Portugal’s city of Oporto (“Porto” in Portuguese) gave its name to port wine in the late 1600s. Oporto was the seaport through which most of the region’s fortified red wine was exported.
Clairet is a dark rosé wine. Although it is uncommon today, clairet used to be the most common wine produced in the Bordeaux region of France. For centuries now, English consumers have used the derivative term “claret” to describe any red wine from Bordeaux.
32. __-Magnon : CRO
Remains of early man, dating back to 35,000 years ago, were found in Abri de Cro-Magnon in southwest France, giving the name to those early humans. Cro-Magnon remains are the oldest human relics that have been discovered in Europe.
33. The Cowboys of the NCAA’s Big 12 : OSU
The athletic teams of Oklahoma State University are called the Cowboys and the Cowgirls.
35. Haphazard : HIT OR MISS
Our word “hap” means chance or fortune. It turns up combined in words like “haphazard” and even “happen”. “Happen” originally meant to “occur by hap, by chance”.
44. Emmy nominee Fischer of “The Office” : JENNA
In the excellent sitcom “The Office”, the character Pam Halpert (née Beesly) is played very ably by the lovely Jenna Fischer. If you’ve seen the original version of “The Office” from the UK, then you’d have met Pam’s equivalent character, Dawn Tinsley.
45. Edible seaweed : IRISH MOSS
Irish moss is a common name for a species of red algae called Chondrus crispus. Over in Ireland we call the same species “carrageen moss”, from the Irish “carraigín” meaning “little rock”, as the seaweed is found growing attached to little rocks on the beaches of the Atlantic coast. Carrageen moss is the source of “carrageenan”, which is widely used as a thickening agent in processed foods and ice cream.
48. 1992 Disney film featuring a magic lamp : ALADDIN
The Disney animated feature “Aladdin” was released in 1992 and is one of the best movies to come out of the studio, in my opinion, largely due to the great performance by Robin Williams who voiced the Genie. “Aladdin” was the most successful film of 1992, earning over $500 million worldwide, an unusual feat for an animated movie.
50. Wild West brothers : EARPS
The famous Earp brothers of the Wild West were Wyatt, Virgil and Morgan. All three brothers participated in what has to be the most famous gunfight in the history of the Old West, the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral in Tombstone, Arizona. Strangely enough, the fight didn’t happen at the O.K. Corral, but took place six doors down the street in a vacant lot next to a photography studio.
55. Moscow news acronym : ITAR
TASS is the abbreviation used for the former news agency that had the full name Telegraph Association of the Soviet Union (Telegrafnoe Agentstvo Sovetskogo Soyuza). When the Soviet Union dissolved in 1992, the Moscow-based agency’s scope changed along with its name. It is now known as the Information Telegraph Agency of Russia (ITAR-TASS).
57. Thames museum : TATE
The museum known as “the Tate” is actually made up of four separate galleries in England. The original Tate gallery was founded by Sir Henry Tate as the National Gallery of British Art. It is located on Millbank in London, on the site of the old Millbank Prison, and is now called Tate Britain. There is also the Tate Liverpool in the north of England located in an old warehouse, and the Tate St. Ives in the west country located in an old gas works. My favorite of the Tate galleries is the Tate Modern which lies on the banks of the Thames in London. It’s a beautiful building, a converted power station that you have to see to believe.
62. “I give!” : UNCLE!
“To say uncle” is an American expression meaning “to submit, yield”. Its usage dates back to the early 1900s, but nobody seems to know how “uncle!” came to mean “stop!”
63. Ticklish Muppet : ELMO
The “Sesame Street” character named Elmo has a birthday every February 3rd, and on that birthday he always turns 3½ years old. The man behind/under Elmo on “Sesame Street” is Kevin Clash. If you want to learn more about Elmo and Clash, you can watch the 2011 documentary “Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey”.
66. Prince’s “Purple __” : RAIN
“Purple Rain” is a 1984 song by Prince that is the title track from an album of the same name. The album in turn was a soundtrack, of the film “Purple Rain”. The song reached #2 in the charts in 1984, but then made it to #1 soon after Prince’s death in 2016.
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2. __ Paese: Italian cheese : BEL
Bel Paese is a mild Italian cheese that was developed in 1906. The name “bel paese” means beautiful country in Italian, and is taken from the title of a book written by Antonio Stoppani.
3. GEICO product: Abbr. : INS
GEICO was founded in 1936 with a very specific mission, to provide auto insurance for employees of the federal government and their families, hence the name Government Employees Insurance Company (GEICO). GEICO is a private company, despite the word “government” in its name. The founders’ idea was to focus on government employees as they believed such a group represented a lower risk profile than the rest of the population. Nowadays any qualifying person can take out a policy with GEICO.
4. One of Barbie’s siblings : STACIE
Stacie and Todd Roberts are twin siblings of Barbie, the doll. Barbie’s full name is Barbie Millicent Roberts, the daughter of George and Margaret Roberts.
5. Pad __ : THAI
The delicious dish called pad Thai is a meld of stir-fried rice noodles with tamarind juice, red chili pepper plus a mix of vegetables and possibly tofu, meat or fish. It is usually topped with crushed peanuts, coriander and lime. The name “pad Thai” translates as “fried Thai-style”.
8. Madison Square Garden hoopsters : KNICKS
The New York Knickerbockers team (aka “the Knicks”) is one of only two founding members of the original National Basketball Association that still plays in its original home city. The other is the Boston Celtics.
Madison Square Garden is an arena in New York City used for a variety of events. In the world of sports it is home to the New York Rangers of the NHL, as well as the New York Knicks of the NBA. “The Garden” is also the third busiest music venue in the world in terms of ticket sales. The current arena is the fourth structure to bear the name, a name taken from the Madison Square location in Manhattan. In turn, the square was named for James Madison, the fourth President of the US.
9. Clear wrap : SARAN
What’s known as plastic wrap in America, we call cling-film in Ireland. The brand name Saran is often used generically in the US, while Glad wrap is common down under. Plastic wrap was one of those unintended inventions, a byproduct of a development program to create a hard plastic cover for cars.
10. Mythological swimmers : MERMAIDS
The mythological creatures named mermaids are usually depicted with the head and upper body of a human female, and with the tail of a fish. The term “mermaid” comes from the Old English “mere” meaning “sea, lake” and “maid” meaning “young woman”. The original mermaids were probably tail-less, with that “fishy” addition likely coming with comparison to classical sirens.
11. Daughter of King Minos : ARIADNE
In Greek mythology, Ariadne was the daughter of Minos, the King of Crete and master of the Minotaur. Minos charged his daughter with control of the labyrinth that housed the Minotaur. However, Ariadne fell in love with Theseus who had vowed to kill the Minotaur, and she helped him fulfill his mission. In other myths, Ariadne became the bride of the god Dionysius.
12. Liqueur flavoring : ANISEED
Liquorice (also licorice) and aniseed have similar flavors, but they come from unrelated plants. The liquorice plant is a legume like a bean, and the sweet flavor is an extract from the roots. The flavor mainly comes from an ether compound called anethole, the same substance that gives the distinctive flavor to anise. The seedpods of the anise plant are what we know as “aniseed”. The anise seeds themselves are usually ground to release the flavor.
13. Mr. and Mr. : MESSRS
The abbreviation “Messrs.” is used at the head of a list of male names, in place of “Misters”. It is an abbreviation of the French “messieurs”, the plural of “monsieur”.
22. Explorer with Clark : LEWIS
Meriwether Lewis and William Clark were soldiers in the US Army. Lewis was a personal aide to President Thomas Jefferson, even residing in the Presidential Mansion. This exposure contributed to his selection as leader of the famous expedition. William Clark was actually Lewis’s boss for a while before Clark retired. Lewis asked Clark to come out of retirement to accompany him on his three-year exploration.
23. “Preacher” network : AMC
AMC, formerly known as American Movie Classics, is one of my favorite television channels. Although the channel’s focus has shifted from airing classic movies to including other programming, there’s still a lot of quality output. AMC’s flagship shows are “Mad Men” and “Breaking Bad”.
“Preacher” is a TV series based on a comic book superhero series of the same name. Doesn’t sound like my cup of tea …
25. Ref’s ruling : TKO
In boxing, a knockout (KO) is when one of the fighters can’t get up from the canvas within a specified time, usually 10 seconds. This can be due to fatigue, injury, or the participant may be truly “knocked out”. A referee, fighter or doctor may also decide to stop a fight without a physical knockout, especially if there is concern about a fighter’s safety. In this case the bout is said to end with a technical knockout (TKO).
28. Zingers : MOTS
“Bon mot” translates from French as “good word”. We use “bon mot” (and sometimes just “mot”) to mean a quip, a witticism.
29. That, in Tegucigalpa : ESO
Tegucigalpa is the capital of Honduras, and is a city often known by the name “Téguz”. It is a city with many problems. Its infrastructure is very strained, with the transportation system in particular extremely strapped. Crime is also a big problem, which might be expected given that Tegucigalpa is the capital of the nation with the highest murder rate in the whole world.
34. Information units : BITS
In the world of computing, a bit is the basic unit of information. It has a value of 0 or 1. A “byte” is a small collection of “bits” (usually 8), the number of bits needed to uniquely identify a character of text. The prefix mega- stands for 10 to the power of 6, so a megabyte (meg) is 1,000,000 bytes. And the prefix giga- means 10 to the power of 9, so a gigabyte (gig) is 1,000,000,000 bytes. Well, those are the SI definitions of megabyte and kilobyte. The purists still use 2 to the power of 20 for a megabyte (i.e. 1,048,576), and 2 to the power of 30 for a gigabyte.
35. Tegucigalpa’s country : HONDURAS
Honduras is a Central American country that used to be known as Spanish Honduras, in order to differentiate it from British Honduras that is now called Belize. “Honduras” is the Spanish word for “the depths”, which is probably a reference to deep coastal waters.
36. Tablets that can’t be swallowed : IPADS
The groundbreaking iPad was introduced by Apple in 2010. The iOS-based iPads dominated the market for tablet computers until 2013, when Android-based tablets (manufactured by several companies) took over the number-one spot.
37. __ tai : MAI
The Mai Tai cocktail is strongly associated with the Polynesian islands, but the drink was supposedly invented in 1944 in Trader Vic’s restaurant in Oakland, California. One recipe is 6 parts white rum, 3 parts orange curaçao, 3 parts Orgeat syrup, 1 part rock candy syrup, 2 parts fresh lime juice, all mixed with ice and then a float added of 6 parts dark rum. “Maita’i” is the Tahitian word for “good”.
38. Jai alai balls : PELOTAS
The essential equipment in the game of jai alai is the pelota (ball) and the cesta (wicker scoop).
39. Observing Ramadan, say : ON A FAST
Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar, and is traditionally a period of fasting. The faithful that observe Ramadan refrain from eating, drinking and sexual relations from dawn to dusk everyday, a lesson in patience, humility and spirituality.
41. __ favor : POR
“Por favor” is Spanish for “please”.
42. Sixth sense letters : ESP
Extrasensory perception (ESP)
44. Muppet who plays lead guitar in The Electric Mayhem : JANICE
The Muppet character called Janice plays lead guitar in “The Muppet Show” band, which is actually called Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Janice is the only female member of the band.
46. Blokes : HES
“Bloke” is British slang for a fellow. The etymology of “bloke” seems to have been lost in the mists of time.
52. Killer whale : ORCA
The taxonomic name for the killer whale is Orcinus orca. The use of the name “orca”, rather than “killer whale”, is becoming more and more common. The Latin word “Orcinus” means “belonging to Orcus”, with Orcus being the name for the Kingdom of the Dead.
54. Doesn’t allow to rust : USES
Rust is iron oxide. Rust forms when iron oxidizes, reacts with oxygen.
58. Mobile’s st. : ALA
Alabama is known as the Yellowhammer State, in honor of the state bird. Alabama is also called the “Heart of Dixie”.
Mobile, Alabama was the first capital of French Colonial Louisiana, founded in 1702. The city takes its name from the Mobilian tribe of Native Americans who lived in that area.
59. “Enough gory details, thanks” : TMI
TMI (too much information!)
Complete List of Clues and Answers
Across
1. Feathered Nile wader : IBIS
5. Tropical hardwoods : TEAKS
10. Title of respect : MA’AM
14. Have a flat? : RENT
15. Barbera’s partner in cartoons : HANNA
16. Sea eagle : ERNE
17. Designer Schiaparelli : ELSA
18. Moving : ASTIR
19. Journalist Jacob : RIIS
20. Sustained nuclear chain reaction requirement : CRITICAL MASS
23. Room where you may have to stoop : ATTIC
26. One working with dough : KNEADER
27. Really botch things : MAKE A MESS
31. Port and claret : WINES
32. __-Magnon : CRO
33. The Cowboys of the NCAA’s Big 12 : OSU
34. __ one’s time: waited : BIDED
35. Haphazard : HIT OR MISS
38. Tires (out) : POOPS
40. Give in to the munchies : EAT
41. __ green : PEA
44. Emmy nominee Fischer of “The Office” : JENNA
45. Edible seaweed : IRISH MOSS
48. 1992 Disney film featuring a magic lamp : ALADDIN
50. Wild West brothers : EARPS
51. A breeze to use, in adspeak : NO FUSS, NO MUSS
55. Moscow news acronym : ITAR
56. Retired racehorses, often : SIRES
57. Thames museum : TATE
61. 35-Down house : CASA
62. “I give!” : UNCLE!
63. Ticklish Muppet : ELMO
64. Inexact figs. : ESTS
65. “My heavens!” : EGADS!
66. Prince’s “Purple __” : RAIN
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1. Intense anger : IRE
2. __ Paese: Italian cheese : BEL
3. GEICO product: Abbr. : INS
4. One of Barbie’s siblings : STACIE
5. Pad __ : THAI
6. Right direction? : EAST
7. Opposed : ANTI
8. Madison Square Garden hoopsters : KNICKS
9. Clear wrap : SARAN
10. Mythological swimmers : MERMAIDS
11. Daughter of King Minos : ARIADNE
12. Liqueur flavoring : ANISEED
13. Mr. and Mr. : MESSRS
21. HDTV maker : RCA
22. Explorer with Clark : LEWIS
23. “Preacher” network : AMC
24. Black goo : TAR
25. Ref’s ruling : TKO
28. Zingers : MOTS
29. That, in Tegucigalpa : ESO
30. More definite : SURER
34. Information units : BITS
35. Tegucigalpa’s country : HONDURAS
36. Tablets that can’t be swallowed : IPADS
37. __ tai : MAI
38. Jai alai balls : PELOTAS
39. Observing Ramadan, say : ON A FAST
41. __ favor : POR
42. Sixth sense letters : ESP
43. Stubborn beast : ASS
44. Muppet who plays lead guitar in The Electric Mayhem : JANICE
45. Baseball division : INNING
46. Blokes : HES
47. Become an expert in : MASTER
49. Point of contention : ISSUE
52. Killer whale : ORCA
53. Blend : MELD
54. Doesn’t allow to rust : USES
58. Mobile’s st. : ALA
59. “Enough gory details, thanks” : TMI
60. Ages and ages : EON
Edible seaweed? Not on my menu!
I like the seaweed salad you find at many Japanese restaurants out here in Southern California, or in one of the side dishes that you get with Korean BBQ that has seaweed, or for that matter the nori used in sushi. I must have gotten a taste for it as a boy scout when we collected watercress from streams for salads.
I found this grid more challenging than I was expecting. Finished it alright in the end, but it took a bit more thinking than I thought it would.
14:21 but as Tony says it required more thought than time in order to finish. Some tricky spots for me. I liked the theme.
Another reference to one of life’s evils – SARAN wrap.
I used to go to Tegucigalpa regularly in the 1990’s. It was a nice peaceful place to go back then….uhh..not now. It’s run by drug gangs now. I would go on my way to the island of Roatan – a wonderfully secluded island that is part of Honduras. I haven’t been in about 18 years so I fear it has gotten much more commercialized and built up. I used to take a boat-taxi out to my favorite beach as there were no roads to take you there.
One more thing of note about my trip to Puerto Vallarta. I stay near the marina when I go there. There are signs in the marina now that say “Danger: Crocodiles” followed by the warning “Swimming is prohibited”. Once you say “Danger: Crocodiles”, is it really necessary to tell people not to go swimming?? We actually saw a couple of them at night essentially right at the foot and across the walkway from the bar where we were. They were fighting over territory (I assume) and made quite a scene. Some people were recording it on their phones. I was busy running the other way…30 yards away is still WAY too close for my tastes. Some people at an Italian restaurant that juts out into the water were right above the whole thing. Insane.
There is no railing – nothing but a seawall there. If any kids running around fell right there, they’d be goners. I’d have those things destroyed. I cannot believe the powers that be allow those crocs to be there. There used to be iguanas all over those rocks. Not anymore….Strange strange development in a very touristy area.
Speaking of crocodiles, who’s to say that they couldn’t swallow an ipad whole??
Best –
9:52, no errors except for a pesky typo that turned CRO into CRR. (Apparently, one tap on the “R” somehow turned into two and then, oddly enough, the “O” ended up in a place where an “O” actually belonged, helping to keep me from realizing that it had gone astray. I swear, if I weren’t already spending a small fortune on printer ink, I’d give up on online solves and go back to paper, except when I’m away from home. Maybe I can get another set of eyes implanted – one set to watch my right index finger on the virtual keyboard and another set to watch the results in the grid. ?)
@Carrie … I often remember old movies as in color when they were actually in black-and-white or vice-versa. Odd.
An eternity to finish, 0 errors. May have to quit timing if I have to routinely measure my times in hours.
@Carrie
Maybe you’re more on his wavelength than I am. To wit, I tried Merl’s Sunday offering and DNF’d it about half way through after 90 minutes. That particular one was far harder than the Sunday LAT offering. For sure.
I’m having a weird day. Among other things, this site froze up on me during my previous post (but now I see that most of the post made it onto the site anyway).
Today’s Newsday: 6:58, no errors. And today’s WSJ: 9:29, no errors. In both cases, though, it took me a couple more minutes to grok the theme.
Somewhat challenging especially in the lower west side (LH corner) I thought the muppet on the band was ‘animal’ …. forgot about Janice.
Jeff, I saw Hidden Figures, two times ( Once with my wife – ) and also saw ‘Race’ about Jesse Owens. Twenty years ago, I actually met a guy named Harrison Dillard, who won 4 golds – 2 sprints in ’48 London, and then 2 sprints in 1952 in Helsinki.
I saw my first TV in 1957, in Thailand – but it was definitely not in color – since Rin Tin Tin was still black and white.(!) My first color Tv in 1972 …
Teak, as hardwood, takes a long time to grow, so, maybe, it is not ecologically politically correct to harvest, except for choice handicrafts … A sandalwood tree, on the other hand, takes only 30 years to grow up.
I have seen “harvested” Carrageenan, which, next to Guar gum and carboxy methyl-cellulose ( essentially, blotting paper – ) is the most important additive of ice cream. Yummy ( satire). I have also eaten some seaweed, which tastes like any other vegetable – unless someone informs you of the source ….
Finally, just like GEICO was originally meant as insurance for only govt employess …. TIAA CREF is an insurance company only for univeristy and school teachers and professors ( still – ) and they have some of the lowest rates around – but they are only in the life and disability business.
Progressive insurance, on the other hand, started out only for motorcycles, but does a roaring business in all fields. They even insured the boxer Tyson’s car fleet – with a 45 percent deductible …. yikes.
And here I thought the city with the highest murder rate in the world was Caracas, capital of Venezuela …. This, from the biography of Mr. Hugo Chavez.
Have a nice day, all.
A little tricky but finished with no errors, although somewhat slower than normal. This is because my pen is on its last legs and I have to rewrite things here and there 🙂
Didn’t know most(all) of the TV things but the crosses came to the rescue. And, is it just me or do others also know the phrase as: “No muss, no fuss”? I had to change that when the crosses didn’t make sense.
Wassup y’all?! ?
Pretty easy Wednesday but I did have some sticking points: had TASS before ITAR, and didn’t know the cross, JANICE, but I made it out alive. The theme helped the puzzle go faster.
@ Dirk, you’re right!! It’s supposed to be “no muss, no fuss!” ?
@ Dave, isn’t memory a funny thing? I REMEMBER being at home, watching the original Star Trek in color in 1967!! A lot of blues and gold. Yet it’s impossible… And I was just a little girl, — I PROMISE I hadn’t taken any hallucinogens!!
Hey Glenn — interesting. I guess his puzzles just “worked” for me. BTW and FWIW: you might take a break altogether from timing yourself (I’m thinking of your comments yesterday.) Doesn’t it cause a bit of burnout at some point? I think it would for me. ?
Be well~~™⚾